How to cure Sale Regret
What is Sale Regret? What causes Sale Regret?
TS Medical Definitions
We’re not even going to wax poetic about all the awesome finds in our 25% off sale, we’re just going to share with you some important information for your health…
Sale Regret is a serious sartorial condition that describes a series of physical and emotional reactions caused by not taking advantage of ales and discounts. Typically the condition starts with online browsing and discovering a rad item on sale that you want to add to your closet, stat. But a variety of factors (laziness, forgetfulness, insanity, etc.) may lead you to not buy said rad item. Symptoms that follow include dizziness, difficulty of breath, and pangs of acute sale sadness.
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