Get ready kids, for the newest Coachella Trend…
The Fanny Rack!
Now, you can put all sorts of things in your rack! Girls love it because now you hold everything without having them slip out your tee. Boys love it because they don’t have a rack to put their things in. Everyone will be wishing they had a rack like yours. ‘Cause you don’t need anything but a Fanny Rack in the Coachella heat.
Get your Fanny Rack Now, for only 14.99!!! And if you order now, you’ll get a priceless and extremely convenient guide on how to avert the naked wizard at Coachella, plus all the necessary tools to do so.
Fanny Rackin’ All Over Coachella,
(Edit: HA! Yes, this was our belated April Fool’s. But if you just so happen to be rocking the Fanny Rack at Coachella, you just might be our new BFF. Happy April to you all!)