We’re celebrating the end of 2013 by waving our white flag and breaking ALL of our 2014 resolutions while we still can! If you’ve kept up this past year’s resolutions all year long, here’s a pat on the back and a round of applause. You’re our hero. But now is the time to let loose and have some fun by indulging in all of life’s lazy and unhealthy pleasures. Who’s with me! You’ve only got a few days left until 2014 kicks in, so let’s get started. Trust me, it’s extremely liberating.
Breaking Resolution #1: Exercise More
Trade in that treadmill for a spot on the couch and an unhealthy amount of Netflix programs. It’s been a long year, you’ve earned it.
Breaking Resolution #2: Eat Healthier
Let’s get chocolate wasted! We know you’ve been trying to avoid that milk chocolate-y goodness all year long. But the time to resist is over! Go for it, girl. Chocolate does a body good. Also, cheese puffs.
Breaking Resolution #3: Save Money
Pretty sure all of the holiday sales helped you break this resolution, so we’ll just move right along.
Breaking Resolution #4: Get More Sleep
You can sleep when you’re dead. You’re only young once! Go out, get wild, and watch the sun come up. These are the nights you’ll remember. (Naps are still appropriate though, let’s not get crazy).
Breaking Resolution #5: Drink Less Alcohol
CHEERS! Unwind after a long year with a glass (or two) of your favorite beverage. But remember: stay classy, rage responsibly.
Never felt better,